Close to Home by John McPherson for December 29, 1996
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Panel 2: Teacher: Carl. Can you tell us the capital of Dijibouti? Panel 1: "Well, it figures! I spend all morning waxing the stairs and in two seconds you've got 'em all scuffed up again!" Panel 2: Thanks to her new academic camouflage, Lisa was rarely called on in class.