Close to Home by John McPherson for May 29, 2012
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Transcript:
Voice from statue: Nick, enter the chamber and tell me why you want to date my daughter Rebecca! Can you believe it? My father built it so he can freak out any guys who ask me out.
much more effective to just act eager to get them married off, that scares most off