Eventually, Jack decided that cremation had been a bad choice.
Just cart that thing outside and tip it over – problem solved.Of course, you might want to make sure you’re standing downwind.
A six foot grave just wouldn’t work. Maybe a really, really long six foot deep hole would work now though.
Where is he going to scatter the ashes? The bean field?
Jack y-urned to get that thing out of the house.
It is a bit imposing and probably blocks the flatscreen. Jack should consider having a garage sale.
If that’s gold, Jack’s a rich kid…
Did the goose’s golden eggs go into making that urn?
Does he need to keep the urn in his home? Of course, for the sake of the joke.
July 17, 2015
cdward over 12 years ago
Just cart that thing outside and tip it over – problem solved.Of course, you might want to make sure you’re standing downwind.
rangerboymark over 12 years ago
A six foot grave just wouldn’t work. Maybe a really, really long six foot deep hole would work now though.
ReaderLady over 12 years ago
Where is he going to scatter the ashes? The bean field?
J Short over 12 years ago
Jack y-urned to get that thing out of the house.
Mostly Water Premium Member over 12 years ago
It is a bit imposing and probably blocks the flatscreen. Jack should consider having a garage sale.
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
If that’s gold, Jack’s a rich kid…
iced tea over 12 years ago
Did the goose’s golden eggs go into making that urn?
FrostbiteFalls over 2 years ago
Does he need to keep the urn in his home? Of course, for the sake of the joke.