Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 22, 2025

Hoover clinic LOL I know he’s going to do it, but oh Opus! Don’t do it! Your nose is you.

Look for your local, legal, liposuction clinic beside McDonald’s – although no relationship between the two should be inferred.

And a lotta money to burn.

Speech by Cyrano de Bergerac on long noses:

“Gracious: ‘How kind you are. You love the little birds so much you have given them a perch to roost upon.’”

“Curious: ‘What is that large container for? To hold your pens and ink?’”

“Considerate: ‘Be careful when you bow your head or you might lose your balance and fall over.’”

- Edmond Rostand’s play, “Cyrano de Bergerac”, was written in 1897 and set in France in the 1640s.

Nooooooooooooo! Don’t do it Opus!

Liposuction SUCKS.

Trust the professionals, Akbar and Jeff:

Https://Lars.Ingebrigtsen.No/2021/08/07/px89-akbar-and-jeffs-guide-to-life/

It’s gonna get complicated. Wear your asbestos underwear next week.