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I went to a mall on Christmas eve one year a long time ago – stopped for a double shot of tequila as soon as I arrived – then calmly walked around and enjoyed watching the panic in everyone’s eyes. Quite enjoyable evening!
wldhrsy2luv about 5 years ago
That sounds like fun!
Lyons Group, Inc. about 5 years ago
Dodo: “Will there be female ice-skaters?”
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Experienced retirees know to stay home till after the first of the year.
Keith Mefferd Premium Member about 5 years ago
I went to a mall on Christmas eve one year a long time ago – stopped for a double shot of tequila as soon as I arrived – then calmly walked around and enjoyed watching the panic in everyone’s eyes. Quite enjoyable evening!
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Ummmm no thanks! Don’t we have to wrap tonight?
Michael G. about 5 years ago
I like watching people steal slots in mall parking lots. ’Specially when they forget about ubiquitous security cameras and cell phones.
Teto85 Premium Member about 5 years ago
The Mrs and I, and later our girls, did that from 1993 until 2015. As much fun as April 15th at the post office.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Nah, I’ll catch it from a safe distance, on TV.
Plods with ...™ about 5 years ago
Commonly known as zombieland. Glazed eyes, shuffling gait, mumbling incoherently.
CoffeeBob Premium Member about 5 years ago
Get there early and grab a nice bench near the food court. Lots of fun chaos to watch.