Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 05, 2006

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"Check out what my dad brought me back from his trip to Japan." flip "It's called a tessen. Dad says samurai used these war fans as weapons in combat. Cool, huh?" "But at closer look, this fan's kinda cheap and girly. Like he might have picked it up at the airport on the way home and then assigned some story to it so I would think it's cooler than it really is." "I hate my dad."