Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 22, 2006
Transcript:
"Mom, I can't be part of your savage splaying of innocent fowl this Thanksgiving. Birds have rights, too. Even ones too hideous to eat." "There is a soybean-based turkey alternative called Tofurkey. Please prepare this non-animal substitute for your newly vegan son this Thanksgiving or he shall not take part." "Let me get this straight. If I don't prepare this substitute you won't be eating with us?" "Hmmm...Interesting concept." "Why you gotta play me like that?"