Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 08, 2006

Transcript:

"When I finally leave home and go out into the world to find my niche, will the world make me cold, Cow? Will life get the best of me?" "Will I feel the same way at 30 that I do right now or will I be distant and lack the emotional purity I once had?" "Is there anything I can do to escape the rigors and traps of life and avoid becoming an unfeeling robot?" "It depends. Would robot-you have melty-vision or perhaps a buzz-saw arm?" "I knew I shouldn't have said robot."