Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 20, 2007

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"It's amazing how a pair of new shoes can make you feel, Cow." "New sneakers make you feel like you can run faster. Or jump higher." "They give you that extra spring in your step that makes you feel like you can finally overcome those nagging social insecurities that keep you trapped in the invisible day-to-day prison that is your mundane and lonely existence." "Wow, those are good shoes." "Yeah, and they have blinky lights, too."