Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 17, 2007
"...And taht's why, by far, the chameleon is the coolest animal the CIA ever invented." "Can't argue with that." "Here comes yout sister." "BILLY!!" "OK, coast is clear." "Looks like she's still made from the whole filling her shoes full of melted caramels thing." "I have to admit, I really thought you'd lost it when you made me paint your back with leftover barn paint this morning." "Never question my genius, Cow. There's always method to this madness." "Now help me with this wallpaper. I have to go in and use the bathroom."