Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 15, 2015
Transcript:
Cow says, "Are you ok, Billy?" Billy says, "Yeah, I'm just lying motionless, letting my blood pool and muscles stiffen until I stretch, which will rapidly send oxygenated blood coursing through my veins giving me roughly three seconds of lightheaded euphoria." Cow says, "Now?" Billy says, "Wait for it."