Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 10, 2023
November 09, 2023
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Transcript:
Martin says, "So the vampire angle really isn't working for me." Billy says, "What kind of girl are you trying to attract?" Billy says, "Well, anything with a pulse really. But I wouldn't mind a girl who's smart. Wait, that's it!" Martin says, "Brains!!" girl says, "I will mace you."
That’s the closest he’s gotten to a date.