Yes, ignore the fact that Dinkleberg retired from his Westview High position years ago because he was going deaf, or that he looks decades older than several of the nursing home band members, or that he was a “Funky Winkerbean” character who’s been shoehorned into this strip and replaced regulars like—oh, I dunno—Ed Crankshaft! Just keep giving him more to do here! Choir director? High school guest? OMEA attendee? Author? Book signer? Senior home band director? No problem for “Dinkleshaft!”
Also, did nobody in the Batiukverse get tetanus shots when they were young? Why are they literally always talking out the side of their mouths?
Yes, ignore the fact that Dinkleberg retired from his Westview High position years ago because he was going deaf, or that he looks decades older than several of the nursing home band members, or that he was a “Funky Winkerbean” character who’s been shoehorned into this strip and replaced regulars like—oh, I dunno—Ed Crankshaft! Just keep giving him more to do here! Choir director? High school guest? OMEA attendee? Author? Book signer? Senior home band director? No problem for “Dinkleshaft!”
Also, did nobody in the Batiukverse get tetanus shots when they were young? Why are they literally always talking out the side of their mouths?