Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 10, 2009
Transcript:
Petey: Oh no, it's a tipped-over electric snowman. Alice: So what? Petey: Neglected lawn decorations are a sure sign that the festive portion of winter is at an end, leaving only the bleak, hard months of cold and gray. Alice: Petey says a tipped-over electric snowman means it's going to snow! Beni: Great! Let's go kick 'em all over!
Alice is right. The entire point of winter is for snow, and the best day of the year is any day where the snow accumulation exceeds one foot. Any locale in which any snow at all is a complete anomaly is a wasteland that is entirely unworthy of habitation.