Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 22, 2009
November 21, 2009
November 23, 2009
Transcript:
Alice: Mom, I forget, why are we here? Mom: We're here to meet Oswaldo Twee, who writes those books. Alice: What books? Mom: Those books I read to you all the time. The books about Fontanelle The Imperiled Infant. ... Alice: Those books have been made into so many movies, toys and t-shirts that I'm kinda sick of them. Mom: Well, Oswaldo Twee has published what may be his last book. Book I: Fontanelle & the Deadly Diaper. Book XVI: Fontanelle & the Risky Rattle. Book XXIV: Fontanelle & the Poisoned Pacifier. Book LVI: Fontanelle & the Faltering Franchise.
As a portent of doom, the Uh-Oh Baby, in my book, is much more effective than any tattooed Masonic eye.