Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 26, 2010

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Alice: BEHOLD! A truly dazzling sight! What may well be the finest selection of tinket and gumball machines ever assembled in one grocery store! This quarter is my ticket to a world where the mysteries of commerce, desire and sheer random chance collide! I've got my eye on a gaudy purple ring, and I feel lucky! I GOT THE STUPID PLASTIC WHISTLE AGAIN! I ALWAYS GET THE STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, PLASTIC WHISTLE! Mom: ALICE! That's it! No more quarters! Petey: Let's never take her to Las Vegas, okay?