Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 27, 2011
Transcript:
Petey: These soccer shoes are more complicated than those old ones I had. They've got all these mysterious valves and bladders and vents. I think they've got a central nervous system. Which means they've got a brain. So sports equipment can now play sports without human interference, leaving mankind free to avoid sports entirely. Alice: YAY!
Bladders?