Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 12, 2013
Transcript:
Dad: "Once upon a time-" Alice: Hey, dad! This will be practice for when you read to my class! Alice: I've piled all my toys here like they're listening to you! See how they stare unblinkingly, their eyes boring into you, just waiting for you to make a mistake! Dad: Is your class this tough a crowd? Alice: Heck no! We never pay attention to anything for more than five seconds.
I never pay attention to anything for more than five seconds, either. Just enough time to read a comic strip!