Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 25, 2013
Alice: Petey! There are lightning bugs out in our yard! Petey: Tell dad to get the bug spray. Alice: No, we're catching them! It's fun! Petey: Bugs plus electricity equals something best avoided. Alice: Forget it! Petey: Why not just call them light-socket bugs, or live wire bugs, or short-circuit bugs, or downed power line bugs?