Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 27, 2013
Alice: Oh boy! Cookies! Mom: Grandma made these and sent them over. Mom: They're a little chewy. Petey: They're not so much chewy as inedible. Petey: They're from the same for group as fruitcake. Alice: Petey! Grandma put a lot of love into these! Petey: Also a lot of molasses, glue and road tar. Alice: Ooh! Can I have one?