Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 23, 2014
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Transcript:
Petey: Look how loose my tooth is! Mom: Petey, stay in line with us. We're almost to Oswaldo Twee! Petey: I don't like Oswaldo Twee's books. They all have that creepy baby Fontanelle. Mom: There he is! Mom: Mr. Twee, we love your work! Mr Twee: Yes? Mom: This is Alice and Petey, two of your biggest fans! Petey: POP Mr. Twee: A HUMAN TOOTH? ZOUNDS! The child is spontaneously disassembling! Mom: Did you hear what Mr. Twee said when he came to? He said you've inspired him to write a horror novel for adults! Alice: Next adult I stand in line for is Santa Claus.
Mr. Twee looks suspiciously like a grown-up version of Petey’s “friend” Ernesto.