Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 25, 2015

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Alice: There's a bird who lives in the grocery store! Petey: There are lots of them in this store... Petey: They've been here so long, they've developed regional characteristics. Petey: Those who live in the snacks aisle are fat and lethargic. Petey: The birds in the coffee aisle are never still. Petey: Those in the cereal aisle have gaudy, unnaturally hued plumage. Petey: Birds in the ice cream aisle have grown fur. Petey: And those in the diary aisle have a distinctive call. Alice: Ha! And I thought nature was boring! Petey: Nature's most interesting when it's indoors.