Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 05, 2016
February 04, 2016
February 06, 2016
Transcript:
Ernesto: Hello, Peter. Petey: Hi,um ,Ernesto. I didn't know your locker was down here. Ernesto: My locker? My locker is in the private reserved section in Hall A, next to the main office. Petey: UGK! What's that smell? Ernesto: Ah! My personal hand sanitizer! It's bottled for me by an artisanal hand sanitizerist. It's mole scented. Petey: MOLE-SCENTED?! Ernesto: Of course! Moles dig in the dirt constantly and need a powerful hand sanitizer! It makes perfect sense! Petey: I gotta go-
Of course moles need hand-sanitizer. Who wants to eat worms with dirty hands? (You hands, not the worm’s.)