Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 07, 2016
Transcript:
Miss Bliss: Today we're going to try and exciting new art form! Beni: Miss Bliss, my sister wears a uniform to school. Can we wear uniforms too? Miss Bliss: No. It's called ORIGAMI! Please take a sheet of paper. Alice: If we get uniforms, will they come with hats, too? Miss Bliss: No. Now fold along with me as we make an origami duck! Alice: If we get uniforms and hats, would we be issued we weapons, too? Miss Bliss: No. Fold this here, this over here- Miss Bliss: And, Viola! A DUCK! Beni: This cootie-catcher is lethal at a distance of 20 feet! Dill: Everytime she tries something new, this happens. Beni: And I got a paper out.
Miss Bliss should be nominated for sainthood.