Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 07, 2016
Transcript:
Petey: hey! It's a commercial for the toy that Andre wants. he showed me an ad for it he'd cut out of a catalog. Andre: It goes really really fast and runs into things and it does a flip and lights blink and it goes NGHEGOEJGE Petey: Ugk. Petey: I told him constant exposure to that kind of stimuli causes neurological damage and loosens your eyeballs. Alice: Santa give toy to Alice now!
It went ZIP when it moved and BOP when it stopped and WHIR when it stood still.