Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 27, 2010
Horace: Hi, how's it going? Sine: Hey, I'm so glad you asked me that, Horse! Let's see where do I start? Well, I happen with saying that this morning I woke up at approximately 4.15 AM and then thought to myself "the early bird catches the worm," know what I'm saying? Now usually I don't really like the slimy aftertaste you get sometimes from eating these local worms... and they usually go horribly with some Californian Cabernet Sauvignon...NOT that I'd drink it first thing in the morning, but anyway... so, but hey, enough about me already! How are you, Horse? Horace: I'm fine thanks.
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