Horace: When I was younger, I used to be such a prankster! Like this one time when I left a tuna sandwich in my neighbor's air vent. I remember it like it was yesterday.
Sine: It was yesterday.
Seems like I heard about a woman who took the finials off the ends of the curtain rods, and stuffed the rods with shrimp shells. She figured her ex-husband and his new trophy wife would never figure out where the smell was coming from.
July 31, 2015