Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 16, 2011
Sine: I heard that your thesis is almost finished! Horace: Yeah! Sine: Great! Was it the one about hyperactivity, distractability and short attention span? Horace: Ta-dah! Sine: That's the one? Looks pretty...short. Horace: Hey! I gave the best minutes of my life to this work!