Right…. the dentist saves every used up page…. grinds ’em into tooth filling.
And Joy needs that recipe…. she’ll substitute canned tuna for the whole chicken…. cream of mushroom soup for the home-made broth…. leave out the onions (you can hardly notice, right?)Leave out the peas… Burl hates ’em….Use Cool Whip and water instead of light cream….Serve it poured over toasted hamburger buns cos noodles take too long…..
It’ll look and taste just like every other “recipe” she “follows.”
About that sign…I think it’s MORE important not to use shoelaces as floss.
Right…. the dentist saves every used up page…. grinds ’em into tooth filling.
And Joy needs that recipe…. she’ll substitute canned tuna for the whole chicken…. cream of mushroom soup for the home-made broth…. leave out the onions (you can hardly notice, right?)Leave out the peas… Burl hates ’em….Use Cool Whip and water instead of light cream….Serve it poured over toasted hamburger buns cos noodles take too long…..
It’ll look and taste just like every other “recipe” she “follows.”
About that sign…I think it’s MORE important not to use shoelaces as floss.