Man: Private, I understand you injured your hand while lost out in the teeming Vietnam jungles. B.D.: Ah, yessir. Man: To honor said injury, I award you the purple heart! Congratulations! B.D.: Cut myself on a beer can....
Shades of John Kerry, Purple Heart for being wounded by a VC rice grain.
Shades of John Kerry, Purple Heart for being wounded by a VC rice grain.