Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 15, 1972
Transcript:
Zonker: Listen up, lads! This is the starting lineup for the game today! At hiker, Jonathon! At right runner, Calvin! At end, Kirby... Kirby: Me?! You're kidding! Me? At end? I get to start at end? Oh, wow, I can't believe it! Zonker: Kirby! Contain yourself, man! Your outburst is very uncool! Football is a serious game! Kirby: Oops, sorry. Zonker: Alright now, at left quarterback... Kirby: I'm so happy...