Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 26, 1975
Transcript:
Duke: A farewell gift? For me?! MacArthur: Yes, sir - I took up a collection from all 7,652 Samoan government emmployees! Duke: Aw... Mac, you shouldn't have... MacArthur: The response was terrific, so we got you something really special - and appropriate! Duke: Mac... I'm... I'm... overwhelmed! MacArthur: Chopsticks! Duke: No, I'm not. MacArthur: They're solid wood, sir!
Oooh… solid wood. Score.