Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 25, 1978

Transcript:

Mark: And now... the mellow sound of Paul McCartney!! "Yesterday..." And we're back! This is "Profiles on Parade", and I'm still talking with tanning expert Zonker Harris... Zonker, it looks like you're already off to another great season. We've had a warm, cloudless spring, and as I understand it, you've been logging almost five hours a day! Zonker: Well, that's right... Mark... as you know, it takes a lot of disciplining to achieve a truly competitive tan, but this year I've decided to go for it! I've been training at night with my sun lamp, so I would guess that sometime next month I should be traveling to Los Angeles to qualify for my instructors certificate... Mark: Now, wait a minute. Didn't you already turn pro last year? Zonker: No, I'm afraid not. I was disqualified early in the season for peeling. Mark: But I thought I saw you at the Sonny Bono cocoa-butter classic... Zonker: No, I think you might be confusing me with Steve McQueen.