Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 20, 1978
Transcript:
Boy: What are you putting in the Gatorade, sir? Duke: I'm just goosing the juice with a few steroids, boy. I'm doing a study. Boy: Without the players' knowledge, sir? Duke: Look, those guys have enough on their minds without having to fuss with additives. Don't worry, kid, it's already been tested. There's no way I'd give my boys any drug or drugs I hand't tried myself in every conceivable combination! Boy: Why don't I find that reassuring, sir? Duke: Because you missed the '60's, boy. You kids today live in a dream world!