Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 20, 1978

Transcript:

Duke: "... and Sunday's rainy outlook could be bad news for the butterfingered Bears..." hmm.. wonder how that translates into dollars and cents. Boy: I dunno, sir, sometimes I really wonder what I'm doing in the football in the first place. It's not like I have an attitude or anything. All my friends keep telling me I'm just trying to be something I''m not. Duke: You're something all right, kid. Boy: You really think so, sir? Duke: Listen, boy, how'd you like to really make something of yourself? Boy: Sir? Duke: I mean it! How'd you like to be my protege and let me change you from a whiner into a winner - a man of means and a figure of respect? Boy: Would I? Oh, wow... Duke: Good. Now, the first thing you'll want to do is bury those schoolboy scruples of yours once and for all! Boy: I will? Duke: Yup. But after that you get 15%, no questions asked!