Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 19, 1979
June 18, 1979
June 20, 1979
Transcript:
Man: So, Duke! How's tricks? Duke: How's "tricks"? Andrews, a man capable of creating a massive oil shortage by making a single phone call does not fly half way across the country to ask about "tricks"! Quite right. I'll be direct: what's your going rate for committing an unspeakable depraved but highly patriotic act? Duke: $100,000, plus 10% of the gross. Man: I respect you too much to haggle. Duke: But I don't work with Albanians! And children and pets are extra.
