Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 06, 1980
Transcript:
Zeke: And his journals go clear back to his early porno days. Man: Pretty bizarre stuff. But you might just have a book here, son. Zeke: You kidding? This book will write itself! Man: Right. But in case it doesn't, here's my offer: I'll deliver 75,000 words for 50%, plus 25% of the movie rights. Zeke: Hombre, you got yourself a deal! Man: Of course, if you want it to have literary merit, I'll have to charge you extra. Zeke: What do you mean by literary merit? Man: Adjectives, adverbs, that sort of thing.