Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 08, 1980
July 07, 1980
July 09, 1980
Transcript:
Gerald Ford: And the final score shall be determined by factoring your golf scores with the metered differential between your starting and finishing tans! Points will be deducted for uneveness of tanning, and peelers, of course, will be disqualified. It now gives me great pleasure to officially open the 1980 Gerald R. Ford Summer Biathlon! Ladies and gentlemen, start your tans! Voices: Go! YEA!! Go!
