Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 24, 1980
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Transcript:
Zonker: Frank? Man: No thank you, Zonk. Zonker: Kirby? Man: Hit me. B.D: All right, gentlemen, this may be a scrimmage. But anyone who gives less than 1000% today can expect to spend the season on the bench! We're going for broke this year! We're playing for all the marbles! So you people are gonna have to start acting like winners! Man: That doesn't seem unreasonable. Man: Not at all! B.D: That means hard work! That means guts! That means determination! Does everyone read me!? Man: Loud and clear, Cap'n!! Man: we won't let you down, B.D! B.D: So let's get out there and hit! Get out there and kill! Let's knock their jocks off! Man: Hit! Kill! Knock their jocks off! B.D: I can't hear you! Voices: Hit! Kill! Knock their jocks off! B.D: Let's go! Zonker; Whew... that's exhausting. Man: Boy, I'll say... let's take a breather.
