Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 08, 1982
Transcript:
Duke: Let's see...runaway Sue in the second, Gin and Tonic in the third...I wonder if any of these are fixable... Honey: Sir, I wonder if I might have a word with you. Duke: In a minute, Honey. I've got to get through this racing form before post time. Honey: That's what I wanted to talk to you about, sir. You can't go on indefinately living off of two-dollar bets. You've got to try to find a steady job! Duke: I have been, Honey. In fact, I just got a call offering me a job today. HoneY: You did? Who from, sir? Duke: Not sure. He wouldn't give his name. Some former Salvadorian land owner. Living in Miami, it seems there's an opening on a right-wing death squad. Honey: A right-wing death squad? Duke: Right. Pays pretty well, too. Honey: I swear, sir, sometimes it seems like you're daring me to stay in love with you. Duke: Trouble is, I'm not a night person. And I'd have to learn Spanish.