Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 09, 1985
Transcript:
Zonker: Listen, Uncle Duke, you may think there's no harm in smuggling in bootleg records, but try telling that to the families of Z.Z. Top! Duke: Bootleg records? Zonker: I'm warning you, if you set up some sleazoid operation on our campus, I'm going straight to the police! Duke: Any suggestions? Zeke: Offhand? Piano wire.