Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 02, 1985
Transcript:
Zonker: Hi, mom, it's me. Dean Honey just told me you've been trying to reach me. Is everything okay at home? Mom: Everything's fine, dear. I called about the lottery ticket Aunt Sophie sent you for your birthday. Zonker Oh, yeah? Did I win something. Mom: You won $23 million, dear. Zonker: Get this, Honey. I won $23 million. Honey: How nice, sir. Just in time for holiday shopping. Zonker: 23 what? Honey: You could also pay your bar bill.