Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 05, 1985
Transcript:
Duke: Zonk! How's it going, stranger? Long time! Zonker: I saw you this morning at breakfast, Uncle Duke. Duke: That was you? You look different! Done something with your hair? Zonker: What do you want, Uncle Duke? Duke: Well, I've some bad news, son. the new heating oil bill came in. I'm going to have to raise room and board to $1,000 a day. Zonker: What? Duke: Strictly on an ability-to-pay basis, of course. Zonker;: I'll kill her. Honey: He used his lover's wiles on me, sir.