Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 22, 1986
Transcript:
Man: ...And we're proud to say we're still segregated. Duke: Boy! This is the college for me! Man 2: Darnit, brother Duke! That's our last keg of brewski! Woman: Are you sure you're a teaching assistant, Dukey? Man 3: Grateful alumni, eh? Duke: Just keep the point spread to five, got it? Woman 2: One of three men I used to know would be very proud of you, dear! Duke: Don't try anything, stupid! I'm a college graduate! As Duke stares death in the face, memories of early manhood fan out through his mind....