Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 26, 1986

Transcript:

Man: ...And the cool front, praise the Lord will bring precipitation! In the west, good and evil fronts will clash over Nevada. That's it for news on the Christian broadcasting network. Here now with the weather is Pat Robertson. Pat Robertson: Thank you, Ben! Tonight we command a low pressure front to bring 2" to 4" of rainfall to the drought-stricken southeast. Person: Amen! Pat: We also ask the Lord God for a cooler air mass to trigger steady showers in the northern plains states, and may the snow flurries in Idaho not stick, but melt. Person: Melt, Lord! Pat: In New England, we do command Hurrican Beth to turn east and then north. We command the winds to die down and move harmlessly out to sea in the name of Jesus of Nazareth. We also ask for partly sunny skies in the midwest. In the name of our Lord God, we beseech this for the remainder of the weekend. I'll be back to arrange the 5-day outlook after this. Person: Friends! Need rain in your area? Support Pat's accu-prayers by....