Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 16, 1986
Transcript:
Zonker: ...And then I said to lady Sonnenfeldt, "Awesome ensemble you're wearing ladyship!" It worked. She gave me her dessert. So there you have it, Mike. I'm not ashamed to admit it - I've become a boulevarder. I live to languish! Unhappily, an end's in sight. I'm running out of money, my banker only gives me two to three months. Mike: Well, maybe it's for the better, Z. Zonker: How so, ol' chum? Mike: Maybe it's finally time for you to set yourself a serious goal in life. You can't just keep trying on lifestyles like so many party hats. Zonker: Don't be insulting, Mike. I have a serious goal in life. I always have! Even during my most perlious forayas into high decadence, I've always known that eventually I would return to my first and only love - dentistry. Mike: Oh, right...I forgot. Zonker: First I want to be a cowboy and an astronaut, though.