Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 23, 1987
Transcript:
Man: What's going on? Man 2: Redfern's announcing the results of his in-house character survey. Rick: First, I'd like to thank you all for your candor, especially the sportswriters, who filled out the questionaire in amazing detail. As for the results, it would appear 61% of the men here have cheated on their spouses, and 42% of you women! Man: Hey! That's the national average! Man 2: Awright! A clean bill of health!