Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 28, 1987

Transcript:

Roland: Hi! I'm Roland Hedley, and I'm on the road! Today we're visiting an amazing country! A country that in some respects is just like our own! It's a special place where people: Own 2.3 VCR's per home, approve of liposuction, can't get enough popcorn. Yes, it's..."USA Today!" Mike: Where a whopping 83% of us rarely eat beets!