Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 10, 1989

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Sidney Sheldon: ...And last night's events are utterly repugnant to all who value freedom of expression! While none of us is above constructive criticism, the Teheran pans are a gross affront to this lit'ry life as we know it! Accordingly, we, the members of the Author's Guild, do hereby condemn the barbarous threats on the lives of our colleagues Michael Korda, Sidney Sheldon and Leo Buscaglia! However, in the spirit of compromise, we reluctantly support the stoning of Donald Trump. Reporters (Clap! Clap! Clap!)