Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 27, 1989

Transcript:

Marica: I can't resist. I deserve this coat! Here's my plastic. Do with it what you will. Man: Very good, madam. Will you be wearing the coat? Marcia: Madam will only be removing the coat to bathe. And you may burn the parka I came in with. Man: An excellent suggestion! If you would, please sign here, madam. This is our unconditional 90-day guarantee. And these are our garment care instructions, in case you're spat upon. Marcia: Spat upon? Man: Just as a precaution. Enjoy.